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Roadkill has its seasons

I Present To You: The Birthday Youtube Game

the-orator:

blindsprings:

lossthief:

skeletorgy:

skeletorgy:

On someone’s birthday, search “happy birthday [their name]” on youtube.

Send them the first unique video that comes up.

The results will be both terrifying and incredible. 

HOLY SHIT IT GOT WORSE AHHHH 

No way I can compete with that but I can try

I honestly didn’t think there would be anything at all.

I would like mine played at my funeral please

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politicalhexkitten:

Tbh money would solve all of my problems right now like I could move out and pay for school and take care of my mental health and overall I would just be happy and in a better place so I get really annoyed when people are like “money can’t make you happy” uh you obviously never experienced financial instability and dependence so please shut the fuck up you pretentious shit.

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i had a dream one night of a grumpy old farmer finding an alien on his farm

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roadkilltenseness:

I don’t have time to work I need to get three more strange coins I NEED LUCKY RASPBERRY

I DIDD IT

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itscarororo:

makanidotdot:

lok is my fave sitcom

i wish i could see makani LoK comics behind my eyelids at all times

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Anonymous asked:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

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I don’t have time to work I need to get three more strange coins I NEED LUCKY RASPBERRY

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